well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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