You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
