i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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