Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
