you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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