If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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