is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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