Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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