We need to rekindle our bromance
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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