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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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