You're so nebulous sometimes
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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