3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm both gender and math confused
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
