Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i can't believe i had my finger in that
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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