"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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