You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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