Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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