i don't like sucking hair
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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