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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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