I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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