There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also, beer. Big fan.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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