have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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