hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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