i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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