we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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