WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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