He is an equal opportunity slut.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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