there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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