so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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