We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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