So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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