i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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