Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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