i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Let's get the cat blown out
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
