porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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