Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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