I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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