I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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