Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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