what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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