Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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