is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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