All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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