i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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