Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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