Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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