Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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