he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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