He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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