I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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