Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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