My pussy is not your playground.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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