how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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