I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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