And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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