I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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