I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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