Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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