like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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