I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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